The venerable University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston will accept patients with traditional Texas Medicaid health insurance, and some patients in Medicaid managed care plans. Memorial Hermann, another large health system in Houston, will accept traditional Medicaid patients and also those in Medicaid managed care plans. Neither institution will accept the Blue Cross Blue Shield HMO silver plan sold on the Affordable Care marketplace, according to NPR, and as clearly outlined on the MD Anderson website.

As it turns out, the conservative state of Texas is able to obtain best in the world health care for its poorest and sickest citizens, while the private market representative, Blue Cross Blue Shield in this case, is barring its “customers” from the best and most popular Houston hospitals, including the public system (!), and all the doctors that go with these hospitals. This situation is hardly unique to the Lone Star state.

The Affordable Care Act (ACA) is mandating that insurance companies take as much money from people as they are presumed to be able to pay, then proceed to top it off with taxpayer subsidies to make up for any shortcomings, and engage in these activities without discrimination based on formerly diagnosed illnesses. For their part, the people are mandated to make these payments, whether collectively through the government, or individually through their own pocketbooks, or most often both. While the ACA prescribes in great detail the mandatory flow of money from the people to health insurance corporations, and the services due to the people in return, it leaves the definition of the means by which these services are to be provided largely to the wisdom of the corporations, as long as they can show that, theoretically, the services can be provided. And indeed in many cases, many people, in practically every state, are now receiving excellent theoretical coverage for theoretical medical services.

If you happen to have cancer, and are looking to purchase health insurance, no insurer can turn you down or charge you more because of your preexisting condition. Thanks to the generosity of the ACA, you can select any one of the diverse insurance plans offered by each payer. You can choose a plan with a tailored, high-performing network focused on keeping you healthy, which includes almost no cancer hospitals and no cancer specialists, or you can buy a lusher and more expensive plan that includes some cancer facilities and doctors, or you can buy an exorbitantly priced health insurance plan that includes the likes of MD Anderson Cancer Center.

If your cancer is found after you enrolled in that affordable plan for healthy people, you can always decide to switch to a plan that treats cancer and pay the difference. It’s all up to you, and the cash in your wallet, because now you have choices you never had before the ACA was enacted. This has absolutely nothing to do with preexisting conditions. It has to do with high-performance, tailoring, focusing and all sorts of other patient-centered features and benefits.

With great choice, comes great responsibility. All but the most expensive plans available for your selection on the Affordable Care marketplace, and most employer based insurance plans as well, are consumer driven. Basically you get to make all the big decisions regarding your health care and you need to empower yourself to rise to the occasion if and when disease or accidental misfortune materializes in spite of the system’s best efforts to keep you healthy.

For those with little expertise in insurance jargon the best illustration may come from the home mortgage market. See, your affordable health insurance plan is very similar to the pre-2008 affordable mortgage for your pre-2009 home. In addition to your affordable monthly payments, there is a balloon payment due the day you are diagnosed with cancer, heart disease, or just slip and fall while cleaning the gutters. This payment is also known as your high deductible, and unlike your mortgage balloon payment, your high deductible is a self-renewing source of anguish, which springs back to life every January 1st.

There are handy calculators available to let you estimate the size of your balloon payments, and hospitals are setting up specialty services to evaluate a new vital sign called “liquidity” before any procedures are undertaken. Think of it as an expanded pre-op clearance. If your liquidity is lower than the price of your treatment, hospitals may help you elevate liquidity levels through various financial instruments, such as credit card debt, and refinancing for your balloon payment. It is not by accident that entities with brilliant track records in financial markets, such as Citigroup, are seizing the emerging opportunities in the brand new health care financing market, and are introducing innovative solutions “designed to simplify and enhance the health care payment experience.”  Be on the lookout for more innovation here, since this market is projected to run into the hundreds of billions of dollars by the end of the decade.

To bridge the gap between our vibrant financial industry and our old and tired health care system, a new diagnosis seems to be in order. Hypoliquidemia is a disease of the financial system. It is characterized by low levels of liquid cash in your bank account, low credit scores and low socioeconomic status (SES). Other signs and symptoms may include anxiety, depression and various phobias. Hypoliquidemia is diagnosed through a series of evidence based standardized screenings, ported from the financial industry and administered by your whole-person oriented care team. Moderate hypoliquidemia is severely exacerbated by prolonged encounters with the medical system, and although not a life threatening condition in otherwise healthy individuals, it may be lethal when comorbid with other severe illnesses.  The secondhand effects of hypoliquidemia can be extremely debilitating to hospitals and physicians who fail to take the necessary financial stewardship precautions when treating large numbers of hypoliquidemic patients.

Physicians, primary care docs in particular, are at increased risk of being affected by the spread of hypoliquidemia, since they are usually the first point of contact for patients entering the health system, and also because they lack the sophisticated diagnostic tools needed to measure liquidity levels before medical services are provided. The most likely effect of treating low liquidity populations consists of increasing levels of uncollectable bad debt. The only known protection mechanisms for individual physicians are to require cash or credit card payments at the time of service, or to avoid encounters with potentially hypoliquidemic patients altogether, i.e. those with ballooning high deductible insurance plans.

Finally, according to a must read article in Managed Care, hospitals are already setting up “financial screening techniques that stratify access to their services” because “having an insurance policy will not guarantee access to care in the future.”

Hypoliquidemia is reaching epidemic proportions in the U.S. and there is no cure in sight, and there will be no mercy either. For the desperate, there is an old folk remedy which has been used successfully by inadequately liquid citizens in need of nursing home care in their old age. To attenuate the effects of hypoliquidemia on serious comorbid conditions, you need to counterintuitively drive your liquidity levels to zero. You need to quit your job, assuming you have one, and deplete any and all meager assets you may still have. Since regulatory climate is extremely important to treating hypoliquidemia, you may have to move to a region with suitable environmental controls. Once all these steps are executed successfully, you should be able to qualify for Medicaid and gain access to academic centers of excellence, including places like MD Anderson Cancer Center, if that’s what you need to survive. The most common side effects of this remedy are: premature death before the course of treatment could be completed, persistent exacerbation of hypoliquidemic symptoms, suicidal ideations and universal health care delusions.

Margalit Gur-Arie is founder, BizMed. She blogs at On Healthcare Technology.