Two patient result letters: Which one did this physician send?
Middle-aged lady, twenty pounds overweight.
Doing everything I can, doctor. Everything imaginable. Diet: I eat practically nothing. Exercise: all the time! Weight Watchers doesn’t work. Jenny Craig, South Beach, the Zone; I’ve tried it all. Nothing works. Have to lose weight. Have to lose weight.
Yada, yada, yada.
Oh look: A few years back I diagnosed you as hypothyroid and gave you some Synthroid. …