He was kicked off a train in the middle of a forest:
A 65-year-old St. Louis man is missing after Amtrak personnel, mistaking his diabetic shock for drunk and disorderly behavior, kicked him off a train in the middle of a national forest, according to police in Williams, Ariz.
As an aside, I initially thought someone hijacked my name on the link (www.kpho.com), before I realized it was a TV station in Phoenix. (via a reader tip)