Skip to content
  • About
  • Contact
  • Contribute
  • Book
  • Careers
  • Podcast
  • Recommended
  • Speaking
  • All
  • Physician
  • Practice
  • Policy
  • Finance
  • Conditions
  • .edu
  • Patient
  • Meds
  • Tech
  • Social
  • Video
    • All
    • Physician
    • Practice
    • Policy
    • Finance
    • Conditions
    • .edu
    • Patient
    • Meds
    • Tech
    • Social
    • Video
    • About
    • Contact
    • Contribute
    • Book
    • Careers
    • Podcast
    • Recommended
    • Speaking

Formula and the placebo effect on your baby

Michael Gonzalez, MD
Patient
January 25, 2011
Share
Tweet
Share

You are a new parent. Your infant is gassy, fussy, spitty, and does not sleep much. In other words your infant is a normal baby. You are stressed, and like any good parent, you want to fix what “ails” your infant. As you stroll down the baby aisle at the grocery store, you see labels that tout words like gentle, comfort, and restful. Formula manufacturers are brilliant. They know their clientele and they know how to market to this stressed out audience.   There are formulas to stop your baby from spitting up, ones for gas, ones for fussiness, and even one to help your baby sleep.  If you have a problem, formula manufacturers are there to help.

This is the point when many parents punch their ticket and climb on the formula carousel. They try formula after formula in hopes that their infant will act less like an infant. Some parents do find formula bliss and their infant becomes “better,” but there is no rhyme or reason to which formula “fixed” their baby. One family swears that switching from formula A to formula B has made all the difference in the world. The next family tells me that switching from formula B to A has been a lifesaver. I think the placebo effect is probably doing more than the nutritional engineering of the formula.

Most families do not find the cure for what ails their baby. Instead they just ride the carousel, switching from formula to formula, until everything seems to get better around 4 to 6 months old.

I have a few ideas about future formulas that would sell like gangbusters. These are niche formulas, but I am confident a market exists for them. In the same vein of existing formula marketing, my formulas will address specific concerns that parents have.

  • Sneaky Poop: The perfect blend of nutrients and fiber to keep your infant very regular.  By promoting a healthy digestive system, your baby will strategically have a bowel movement when your spouse is holding him.  No more poopy diapers for you to change.
  • The Contract: Vitamins and minerals specially tailored to promote strong muscles and bones, helping your infant to develop athletic prowess and secure a long term, lucrative contract with a professional team.  It is time to get paid.
  • Harvard Blend: Specially designed proteins that facilitate brain development and intelligence.  Your child will not be attending a state college.  Start saving now, the Ivy League is in her future.
  • Harvard Blend plus Early Scholarship: Containing all the nutritional prowess of Harvard Blend but with Early Scholarship.  Early Scholarship contains specially designed carbohydrates that will aid in your child receiving many scholarships, reducing the need for saving for that Ivy League education.

Of course there are real medical conditions that require a specific formula, but fortunately these conditions are relatively rare.  Talk with your pediatrician before you get on the carousel.  There is no sense going around in circles if it is not necessary.

(Unfortunately my mother did not feed me The Contract as an infant, so if you are a representative of a formula manufacturer, please contact me for more ideas on future formulas … for a “small” fee of course.)

Michael Gonzalez is a pediatrician who blogs at The Anxious Parent.

Submit a guest post and be heard on social media’s leading physician voice.

Prev

Depersonalization of the patient and the loss of compassion

January 25, 2011 Kevin 3
…
Next

Palliative care can lead to higher quality of live and longer survival

January 25, 2011 Kevin 4
…

Tagged as: Patients, Primary Care

Post navigation

< Previous Post
Depersonalization of the patient and the loss of compassion
Next Post >
Palliative care can lead to higher quality of live and longer survival

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

More by Michael Gonzalez, MD

  • a desk with keyboard and ipad with the kevinmd logo

    When is the right time to introduce solid foods to an infant’s diet?

    Michael Gonzalez, MD
  • How a pediatrician advises parents on sleep training their children

    Michael Gonzalez, MD
  • a desk with keyboard and ipad with the kevinmd logo

    Wimpy Parent Syndrome, and allowing your child to get mad and cry

    Michael Gonzalez, MD

Related Posts

  • Why the baby formula shortage happened

    Divya Srinivasan and Tejas Sekhar
  • Why is there a formula shortage? 

    Michelle Haggerty, DO, MPH, Jessica Madden, MD, Sonal Patel, MD, and Nithya Natrajan, MD
  • Saving our mothers requires taking more than baby steps 

    Janice Phillips, PhD, RN and Gina Lowell, MD, MPH
  • Sleep and the medical profession have an uneasy relationship

    Yoo Jung Kim, MD
  • Getting a terminal diagnosis for my baby

    Sophia Zilber
  • Medical school and the science of sleep

    Sarah Murad

More in Patient

  • AI’s role in streamlining colorectal cancer screening [PODCAST]

    The Podcast by KevinMD
  • There’s no one to drive your patient home

    Denise Reich
  • Dying is a selfish business

    Nancie Wiseman Attwater
  • A story of a good death

    Carol Ewig
  • We are warriors: doctors and patients

    Michele Luckenbaugh
  • Patient care is not a spectator sport

    Jim Sholler
  • Most Popular

  • Past Week

    • The hidden bias in how we treat chronic pain

      Richard A. Lawhern, PhD | Meds
    • Residency as rehearsal: the new pediatric hospitalist fellowship requirement scam

      Anonymous | Physician
    • The hidden impact of denials on health care systems

      Diana Ortiz, JD | Finance
    • Why no medical malpractice firm responded to my scientific protocol

      Howard Smith, MD | Physician
    • The truth about GLP-1 medications for weight loss: What every patient should know

      Nisha Kuruvadi, DO | Meds
    • C. Everett Koop’s defining stand against the tobacco industry [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
  • Past 6 Months

    • Internal Medicine 2025: inspiration at the annual meeting

      American College of Physicians | Physician
    • Doctors don’t need yoga, they need time to smoke

      Salim Afshar, MD, DMD | Physician
    • What happened to real care in health care?

      Christopher H. Foster, PhD, MPA | Policy
    • The silent crisis hurting pain patients and their doctors

      Kayvan Haddadan, MD | Physician
    • How to build a culture where physicians feel valued [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
    • Flatline: Our nation is dying, and we’re ignoring the signs

      Tomi Mitchell, MD | Physician
  • Recent Posts

    • The truth about GLP-1 medications for weight loss: What every patient should know

      Nisha Kuruvadi, DO | Meds
    • The moment I knew medicine needed more than science

      Vaishali Jha | Education
    • A faster path to becoming a doctor is possible—here’s how

      Ankit Jain | Education
    • Misconceptions about food allergy safety in the skies [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
    • From rejection to resilience: my journey through emergency medicine residency

      Dr. Syed Hassan | Physician
    • Conflicts of interest are eroding trust in U.S. health agencies

      Martha Rosenberg | Policy

Subscribe to KevinMD and never miss a story!

Get free updates delivered free to your inbox.


Find jobs at
Careers by KevinMD.com

Search thousands of physician, PA, NP, and CRNA jobs now.

Learn more

View 2 Comments >

Founded in 2004 by Kevin Pho, MD, KevinMD.com is the web’s leading platform where physicians, advanced practitioners, nurses, medical students, and patients share their insight and tell their stories.

Social

  • Like on Facebook
  • Follow on Twitter
  • Connect on Linkedin
  • Subscribe on Youtube
  • Instagram

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

  • Most Popular

  • Past Week

    • The hidden bias in how we treat chronic pain

      Richard A. Lawhern, PhD | Meds
    • Residency as rehearsal: the new pediatric hospitalist fellowship requirement scam

      Anonymous | Physician
    • The hidden impact of denials on health care systems

      Diana Ortiz, JD | Finance
    • Why no medical malpractice firm responded to my scientific protocol

      Howard Smith, MD | Physician
    • The truth about GLP-1 medications for weight loss: What every patient should know

      Nisha Kuruvadi, DO | Meds
    • C. Everett Koop’s defining stand against the tobacco industry [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
  • Past 6 Months

    • Internal Medicine 2025: inspiration at the annual meeting

      American College of Physicians | Physician
    • Doctors don’t need yoga, they need time to smoke

      Salim Afshar, MD, DMD | Physician
    • What happened to real care in health care?

      Christopher H. Foster, PhD, MPA | Policy
    • The silent crisis hurting pain patients and their doctors

      Kayvan Haddadan, MD | Physician
    • How to build a culture where physicians feel valued [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
    • Flatline: Our nation is dying, and we’re ignoring the signs

      Tomi Mitchell, MD | Physician
  • Recent Posts

    • The truth about GLP-1 medications for weight loss: What every patient should know

      Nisha Kuruvadi, DO | Meds
    • The moment I knew medicine needed more than science

      Vaishali Jha | Education
    • A faster path to becoming a doctor is possible—here’s how

      Ankit Jain | Education
    • Misconceptions about food allergy safety in the skies [PODCAST]

      The Podcast by KevinMD | Podcast
    • From rejection to resilience: my journey through emergency medicine residency

      Dr. Syed Hassan | Physician
    • Conflicts of interest are eroding trust in U.S. health agencies

      Martha Rosenberg | Policy

MedPage Today Professional

An Everyday Health Property Medpage Today
  • Terms of Use | Disclaimer
  • Privacy Policy
  • DMCA Policy
All Content © KevinMD, LLC
Site by Outthink Group

Formula and the placebo effect on your baby
2 comments

Comments are moderated before they are published. Please read the comment policy.

Loading Comments...