68 laws of the ER
1. Murphy’s Law as it applies to the ER: If something can go bad, it will do so in a hurry. If it can’t possibly go bad, it will still find a way.
2. Clock’s First Rule: All the patients will crash at the same time. Usually when the computer system goes down.
3. Clock’s Second Rule: The sickest patients will come just before the shift change.
4. Haste’s Theorem: The healthier the …