Medication reconciliation

Aggravated DocSurg: “Woe to the physician who doesn’t complete, sign, date, and thumbprint with blood The Form in exactly the mandated manner. He is met with a response reminiscent of the way a Communist party apparatchik in the USSR viewed any form placed in front of his imperious nostrils — to be sneered at unless it is filled out ‘correctly,’ with the definition of ‘correct’ to be determined by the wind direction and how many fecal molecules made up his most recent fart.”