A hilarious must read for anyone who has been frustrated by drug seekers . . .
3. If you’ve ever paused the show Trauma: Life in the ER at the exact moment that a doctor is writing a prescription for vicodin to see if you can decipher his DEA number, then you might be a drug seeker.
15. If you are asked to rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10 and you answer 23, then not only are you incapable of following simple directions, but you also may be a drug seeker.
